Sunday 31 July 2011

An Ancient Erection!

Professor Greenidge, suckling the aardvarks prior
to the remarkable discovery of the obelisk

The Trumpington Bugle is pleased to bring you yet another astounding arkeological discovery! (See HERE for a previous exclusive - the Anglia Square Standing Stone Clock.) Professor Greenidge (pictured above), from The Ragged Society of Antiquarian Ramblers , was relaxing with friends somewhere in the East of Norfolk when he noticed something quite remarkable...




In an ostensibly ordinary domestic garden - albeit a most delightful one! -, he noticed this - a genuine ancient obelisk! Gently laying down his aardvarks, he began to inspect the artefact. He very quickly realised that it lay within a date range of between 5-7,000 years. 


Here he is sharing his excitement with you all...


5 comments:

  1. Astounding!

    Hugo

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  2. Miss Hamish McDougal5 August 2011 at 04:45

    Im afraid these erections cannot be that rare for I have on occasion seen large erections in other gardens. And I have to say they often, in fact, mostly, come doubly.

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