Major Montague Maximilian GCSE is exceedingly fond of pipes. Ensconced in his estate in Yorkshire he claims that there is no finer feeling than, pipe in hand, enjoying quality shag. The Major has sent The Trumpington Bugle a photograph of some of his collection, with the following description:
"The collection is growing. The three on the left are Savinellis, a standard dry system, an academia, and a Roma rustica KS. In the other column there's a meerschaum-lined Kilimanjaro, a Peterson rocky Donegal, a Jean-Claude tigrato bent prince, and lastly, the newest addition, a GBD sandblasted bulldog, filled with Dunhill Durbar blend. Capital!"
